Day 105: War of Roses Continued - a True History Lesson
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Prequel: Once upon a time, there was a king named Edward III (1312-1377). He had a crap ton of children (the kids decided “crap ton” was a scientific unit of measurement), including Edward the Black Prince (a nickname of ambiguous origins), Lionel, John of Gaunt, Edmund, Thomas, and at least four daughters, who never get included on a family tree. Edward's grandson, Richard II, took the throne in 1377 at age 10, with his uncle John of Gaunt playing regent. When his uncle John died, Richard II disinherited Gaunt's son Henry, who later led a revolt, imprisoned Richard II, and declared himself Henry IV. His son, Henry V, famously depicted by both Jude Law and Kenneth Branaugh (you know you're successful when...) beat the French at the battle of Agincourt in 1415 during the Hundred Years War and died a mere two years after marrying his French princess in 1420. Luckily, they had one heir before he died, who was crowned Henry VI as an infant.
My student playing Henry VI, doodling insanely |
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King Henry VI was captured, but Queen Margaret still commanded forces to the north, and the armies sparred again in December of 1460 at the Battle of Wakefield. Richard of York was killed and the Yorkists defeated, but Richard's son Edward got revenge at the Battle of Mortimor's Cross in February of 1461. There was a second battle of St. Albans two weeks later, where the queen's Lancastrian army overwhelmed the kingmaker, requiring him to retreat and leaving deposed King Henry VI hanging out under a tree to be rescued. The Yorkists won at the battle of Towton on March 29; Henry, Margaret and baby Edward fled to Scotland, and Edward of York was crowned Edward IV.
Confused yet?
BUT WAIT it gets better. Since Warwick the Kingmaker now had made a king, he attempted to secure the York lineage with a French marriage. But as he comes back to London to present his marvelous negotiations, he discovered that Edward went rogue. Edward IV had secretly married a woman named Elizabeth Woodville, who was, among her many sins, a commoner (wealthy but no title); a widow (ironically, her first husband was killed fighting for the Lancastrians in the Second Battle of St. Albans in 1461); and one of many children, who all magically found titles and positions within the English court after he marriage. Edward and Elizabeth promptly began having lots of babies.
MEANWHILE, the birth of a little prince Edward (WHY are so many named Edward and Henry? So confusing) means the next York brother in line, George, Duke of Clarence, is bumped from the succession. So he and Warwick start conspiring. First, they accuse the queen's mother of witchcraft. Then they start rumors that Edward IV's mother, Cecily Neville, Warwick's aunt, was unfaithful to her husband and thus Edward was a bastard, making him and his children ineligible for the throne. At the same time, Warwick tries to get the king to allow his brother to marry Warwick's eldest daughter Isabelle Neville, and when the king refuses the two marry secretly. Warwick and George capture the king briefly at the Battle of Edgecote Moor in 1469, but Edward returns to power shortly and Georgie, Warwick, and very pregnant Isabelle flee to France. Poor Isabelle goes into labor and delivers a stillborn boy on the voyage across the channel.
BECAUSE WHY NOT, who should be hiding out in France but the former king, queen, and now teenage Edward Plantagenet? And hey, since King Henry VI has a single kid, and Warwick has a single daughter left, why don't they get married?! Anne Neville marries Edward Plantagenet, cementing the SECOND time Warwick has dumped a king. So with this new alliance with the old king, Warwick, George, and King Henry go BACK to England to attack Edward. They put old, mad Henry VI on the throne for a bit, until Georgie Porgie has a change of heart, changes sides AGAIN and goes back with his brother for the Battle of Barnet in 1471, leaving the Earl of Warwick to get killed and King Henry VI captured. That same day, Queen Margaret of Anjou and her son Edward finally make it across the channel, and they are accosted and Edward is killed at the battle of Tewkesbury. King Henry VI is mysteriously murdered in the Tower of London shortly after. No more Lancasters... OR ARE THEY?!
NOW WIDOWED, Anne Plantagenet-Lancaster marries Richard, the youngest York brother, and they have a sickly little boy who sadly doesn't make it past his 14th birthday. Isabelle dies, and her widower George attempts to marry the crazy rich Duchess of Burgundy but is continually denied by the king. Georgie, Duke of Clarence, is tried for treason, found guilty, and [rumor has it] was drowned in Queen Elizabeth Woodville's favorite malmsey wine (I don't actually know what that is).
EDWARD IV DIES. His young son is crowned Edward V, with his uncle Richard serving as regent. Richard manages to get Parliament to pass a bill saying that, because it was secret, Edward IV and Elizabeth Woodville's marriage was never valid. Richard is crowned Richard III, and sometime in 1483 the two young nephews, Edward and Richard, mysteriously disappear, and history is pretty certain they were murdered as well, though it is just one of many controversies of Richard's rule.
Richard III rules for a whopping two years, but is killed in the Battle of Bosworth in 1485 when Henry Tudor, a distant Lancastrian relative, returns from France. Henry is crowned Henry VII, marries Elizabeth Woodville and Edward IV's daughter Elizabeth, thus joining the Lancastrian and York claims to the throne, and ending the War of the Roses.
My class, holding up their roles. The girl on the floor spent most of the time - by her choice - in the fetal position, representing the yet-unborn prince Richard. |
Thus, rumors of witchcraft, infidelity, multiple defections, lots of husbands, and several Shakespeare plays. The end.
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