Day 128: Detention

The following is the exact text (names changed) of a note that one of my boys voluntarily gave me after class today, handwritten on a piece of torn notebook paper.  I think they were proud of their creativity:

DETENTION FORM
Name: Male student
Date: 3/20/13
Reason for Discipline: He let the most horrid, terrible smell out of his anus and it offended me to where I could not proceed to finishing my work.
Teacher Signature: Other male student
Student Signature: Male student

Aren't 16-year-old boys fun?